Joke of The Day

During a rock climbing expedition, an accident occurred, as some of the grappling hooks gave way. This left the eleven climbers clinging precariously to the wildly swinging rope suspended from a crumbling outcropping on the Mountain. Ten were blonde, one was a brunette. As a group they decided that one of the party should let go. If that didn't happen the weight on the rope would cause more of the hooks to give way and everyone would perish. For an agonizing few moments no one volunteered. Finally the brunette gave a truly touching speech saying she would sacrifice herself to save the lives of the others. All ten blondes applauded.

This Ish Is Funny Ass Hell

She got skills, just didnt have the space for the skills!!!

Joke Of The Day!

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, ‘Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can’t figure out how to get started.’

Her boyfriend asks, ‘What is it supposed to be when it’s finished?’

The blonde says, ‘According to the picture on the box, it’s a rooster.’

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.

She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says,

‘First of all, no matter what we do, we’re not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.’

He takes her hand and says, ‘Second, I want you to relax. Let’s have a nice cup of tea, and then …’ he said with a deep sigh, . .. . .. .. .

‘Let’s put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.’

Joke Of The Day!

A Blonde Is Speaking With Her Psychiatrist!

I am on the road alot, and my clients are complaining that they can never reach me.

Psychiatrist:

"Dont you have a phone in your car?"

Blonde:

"That was a little too expensive, so I did the next best thing. I put a mailbox in my car."

Psychiatrist:

"Uh....How's that working?"

Blonde:

"Actually, I haven't gotten any letters yet."

Psychiatrist:

"And why do you think that is?"

Blonde:

"I figure it's because whem I'm driving around, my zip code keeps changing."

Joke of The Day

Brazilian A Blonde is watching the news with her husband when the news caster says "Six Brazilian men die in a skydiving accident." The blonde starts crying to her husband, sobbing "That'shorrible." Confused, he says, "Yes dear, it is sad, but they were skydiving, and there is always that risk involved." After a few minutes, the blonde, still sobbing, says, "How many is a Brazilian?"