Senior Citizen Choir Sing Hip Hop Songs

(Including Eminem's 8 Mile, OutKast, Chamillionaire, Mc Hammer, Nelly and More)

Oh My Goodness, this hear is too weird, funny but weird. I guess Senior Citizens gotta get they groove on too!

This Ish Is Funny Ass Hell

She got skills, just didnt have the space for the skills!!!

Beyonce and Justin On SNL

This Is Some Funny Ish!


Parody Of "Single Ladies" On Saturday Night Live from joni mulach on Vimeo.

Joke Of The Day!

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, ‘Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can’t figure out how to get started.’

Her boyfriend asks, ‘What is it supposed to be when it’s finished?’

The blonde says, ‘According to the picture on the box, it’s a rooster.’

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.

She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says,

‘First of all, no matter what we do, we’re not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.’

He takes her hand and says, ‘Second, I want you to relax. Let’s have a nice cup of tea, and then …’ he said with a deep sigh, . .. . .. .. .

‘Let’s put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.’

My Girl Did Her Thang On SNL

Beyonce Performing Single Ladies On SNL



I don't know why they hating on my girl Beyonce. She is a performer and an entertainer.

Dirty Rik Vs Gillie Da Kid...Who Lying? You Be The Judge.

BEING CALLED A PEDOPHILE IS SERIOUS ACCUSATIONS. AND YOU DO NOT DO THAT FOR BEEF SAKES. COME WITH THE REAL ISH....

Dirty Rik Takes A L: Victim's Mother & Gillie Da Kid Speaks out On The Pedophile? "Why You Pled Gulity. If You Aint Molest Your Step Daughter" The Investgation Continues Pt. 2 [Not A Good Look For Rik. Ouch]



Dirty Rik Responds To Gillie Da Kid's & Baby Momma's False Accusations? "You Gotta Come With The Facts"




NOW HERE IS THE PROOF...
The Document that Dirty Rik was showing the link is provided below to see for your self.
http://ujsportal.pacourts.us/docketsheets/CPReport.aspx?matterID=104258232

Nolle prossed: [Latin, Will not prosecute.]

The term nolle prosequi is used in reference to a formal entry upon the record made by a plaintiff in a civil lawsuit or a prosecutor in a criminal action in which that individual declares that he or she wishes to discontinue the action as to certain defendants, certain issues, or altogether. A nolle prosequi is commonly known as nol pros.

West's Encyclopedia of American Law, edition 2. Copyright 2008 The Gale Group, Inc. All rights reserved.

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nolle prosequi (no-lay pro-say-kwee) n. Latin for "we shall no longer prosecute," which is a declaration made to the judge by a prosecutor in a criminal case (or by a plaintiff in a civil lawsuit) either before or during trial, meaning the case against the defendant is being dropped. The statement is an admission that the charges cannot be proved, that evidence has demonstrated either innocence or a fatal flaw in the prosecution's claim, or the district attorney has become convinced the accused is innocent. Understandably, usage of the phrase it is rare. In the 1947 courtroom movie, "Boomerang!" the climactic moment arrived when the District Attorney himself proved the accused person innocent and declared "nolle prosequi."

Copyright © 1981-2005 by Gerald N. Hill and Kathleen T. Hill. All Right reserved.
Source: http://legal-dictionary.thefreedictionary.com/Nolle+prossed

Joke Of The Day!

A Blonde Is Speaking With Her Psychiatrist!

I am on the road alot, and my clients are complaining that they can never reach me.

Psychiatrist:

"Dont you have a phone in your car?"

Blonde:

"That was a little too expensive, so I did the next best thing. I put a mailbox in my car."

Psychiatrist:

"Uh....How's that working?"

Blonde:

"Actually, I haven't gotten any letters yet."

Psychiatrist:

"And why do you think that is?"

Blonde:

"I figure it's because whem I'm driving around, my zip code keeps changing."

Through a Rapists Eyes!!!‏ WHAT ALL WOMEN SHOULD KNOW!

LADIES

READ THIS. NO MATTER WHERE YOU LEAVE AND THINK YOU ARE SAFE.


Through a Rapist's Eyes (No Joke)When this was sent to me, I was told to forward it to my lady friends, but I forwarded it to most everyone in my address book. My men friends have female friends and this Information is too important to miss someone.Please pass it along and share it with your children.A group of rapists and date rapi sts in prison were interviewed on what they look for in a potential victim and here are some interesting facts:

1) The first thing men look for in a potential victim is hairstyle. They are most likely to go after a woman with a ponytail, bun, braid or other hairstyle that can easily be grabbed. They are also likely to go after a woman with long h air . Women with short hair are not common targets.


2) The second thing men look for is clothing. They will look for women who's clothing is easy to remove quickly. Many of them carry scissors around specifically to cut clothing.


3) They also look for women on their cell phone, searching through their purse, or doing other activities while walking because they are off-guard and can be easily overpowered.


4) Men are most likely to attack & rape in the early morning, between 5: 00a.m. and 8:30a.m.


5) The number one place women are abducted from/attacked is grocery store parking lots. The number two: office parking lots/garages. Number three: public restrooms.


6) The thing about these men is that they are looking to grab a woman and quickly move her to another location where they don 't have to worry about getting caught.


7) Only 2% said they carried weapons because rape carries a 3-5 year sentence but rape with a weapon is 15-20 years.


8) If you put up any kind of a fight at all, they get discouraged because it only takes a minute or two for them to realize that going after you isn't worth it because it will be time-consuming.


9) These men said they would not pick on women who have umbrellas, or other similar objects that can be used from a distance, in their hands Keys are NOT a deterrent because you have to get really close to the attacker to use them as a weapon. So, the idea is to convince these guys you're not worth it.


10) Several defense mechanisms he taught us are: If someone is following behind you on a street or in a garage or with you in an elevator or stairwell, look them in the face and ask them a question, like what time is it?, or make general small talk: 'I can't believe it is so cold out here,' 'We're in for a bad winter.' Now you've seen their face and could identify them in a line-up; you lose appeal as a target.


11) If someone is coming toward you, hold out your hands in front of you and yell STOP! or STAY BACK! Most of the rapists this man talked to said they'd leave a woman alone if she yelled or showed that she would not be afraid to fight back. Again, they are looking for an EASY target.


12) If you carry pepper spray (this instructor was a huge advocate of it and carries it with him wherever he goes), yell I HAVE PEPPER SPRAY and holding it out will be a deterrent.


13) If someone grabs you, you can't beat them with strength but you can by outsmarting them. If you are grabbed around the waist from behind, pinch the attacker either under the Arm (between the elbow and armpit)OR in the upper inner thigh VERY VERY HARD. One woman in a class this guy taught told him she used the underarm pinch on a guy who was trying to date rape her and was so upset she broke through the skin and tore out muscle strands - the guy needed stitches. Try pinching yourself in those places as hard as you can stand it - it hurts.


14) After the initial hit, always GO for the GROIN. I know from a particularly unfortunate experience that if you slap a guy's parts it is extremely painful. You might think that you'll anger the guy and make him want to hurt you more, but the thing these rapists told our instructor is that they want a woman who will not cause a lot of trouble. Start causing trouble and he's out of there.


15) When the guy puts his hands up to yo u, grab his first two fingers and bend them back as far as possible with as much pressure pushing down on them as possible. The instructor did it to me without using much pressure, and I ended up on my knees and both knuckles cracked audibly.


16) Of course the things we always hear still apply. Always be aware of your surroundings, take someone with you if you can and if you see any odd behavior, don't dismiss it, go with your instincts!!!You may feel a little silly at the time, but you'd feel much worse if the guy really was trouble.

1. Tip from Tae Kwon Do: The elbow is the strongest point on your body. If you are close enough to use it, do!

2. Learned this from a tourist guide in New Orleans: If a robber asks for your wallet and/or purse, DO NOT HAND IT T O HIM. Toss it away from you....chances are that he is more interested in your wallet and/or purse than you, and he will go for the wallet/purse. RUN LIKE MAD IN THE OTHER DIRECTION!

3. If you are ever thrown into the trunk of a car, kick out the back tail lights and stick your arm out the hole and start waving like crazy. The driver won't see you, but everybody else will. This has saved lives.

4. Women have a tendency to get into their cars after shopping, eating, working, etc, and just sit (doing their checkbook, or making a list, etc.) DON'T DO THIS! The predator will be watching you, and this is the perfect opportunity for him to get in on the passenger side, put a gun to your head, and tell you where to go. AS SOON AS YOU GET INTO YOUR CAR, LOCK THE DOORS AND LEAVE. If someone is in the car with a gun to your head DO NOT DRIVE OFF, repeat: DO NOT DRIVE OFF! Instead gun the engine and speed into anything, wrecking the car. Your Air Bag will save you. If the person is in the back seat they will get the worst of it. As soon as the car crashes bail out and run. It is better than having them find your body in a remote location.

5. A few notes about getting into your car in a parking lot or parking garage:
A.) Be aware: look around you, look into your car, at the passenger side floor, and in the back seat.
B.) If you are parked next to a big van, enter your car from the passenger door. Most serial killers attack their victims by pulling them into their vans while the women are attempting to get into their cars.
C.) Look at the car parked on the driver's side of your vehicle, and the passenger side. If a male is sitting alone in the seat nearest your car, you may want to walk back into the mall, or work, and get a guard/policeman to walk you back out. IT IS ALWAYS BETTER TO BE SAFE THAN SORRY. (And better paranoid than dead.)

6. ALWAYS take the elevator instead of the stairs. (Stairwells are horrible places to be alone and the perfect crime spot. This is especially true at NIGHT!)

7. If the predator has a gun and you are not under his control, ALWAYS RUN! The predator will only hit you (a running target) 4 in 100 times. And even then, it most likely WILL NOT be a vital organ. RUN, preferably in a zigzag pattern!

8. As women, we are always trying to be sympathetic: STOP! It may get you raped or killed. Ted Bundy, the serial killer, was a good-looking, well-educated man, who ALWAYS played on the sympathies of unsuspecting women. He walked with a cane, or a limp, and often asked 'for help' into his vehicle or with his vehicle, which is when he abducted his next victim.

9. Another Safety Point: Someone just told me that her friend heard a crying baby on her porch the night before last, and she called the police because it was late and she thought it was weird. The police told her 'Whatever you do, DO NOT open the door.'The lady then said that it sounded like the baby had crawled near a window, and she was worried that it would crawl to the street and get run over. The policeman said, 'We already have a unit on the way, whatever you do,DO NOT open the door.' He told her that they think a serial killer has a baby's cry recorded and uses it to coax women out of their homes thinking that someone dropped off a baby. He said they have not verified it, but have had several calls by women saying that they hear baby's cries outside their doors when they're home alone at night.



Please pass this on and DO NOT open the door for a crying baby --- This should be taken seriously because the Crying Baby theory was mentioned on America's Most Wanted this past Saturday when they profiled the serial killer in Louisiana.

A Sad Situation To Be In.

Now, I havent spoken in regaurds to the Hudson Slayings because every thing was speculation and I was waiting to see what the review board was goin to do in regaurds to William Balfour, (shown below in bottom right picture)person of intrest police has been holding since Oct. 26.



Illinois prison review board gave there ruling this morning in regaurds to William Balfours' release. As of now Balfour will remain in Stateville Correctional Center.

Accourding to Review Board Chairman Jorge Montes, Balfours now girlfriend places the gun that was used in the Hudson massacre in Balfours possession, she also told police that he told her he had been involved in the killings of Donerson and Hudson, sources said.

Balfour who is married to Julia Hudson (the Oscar-Award winning Jennifer Hudsons sister) acknowledged being at the Hudson's Englewood home on the morning that the actress' mother, Darnell Donerson, and her brother, Jason Hudson, were gunned down inside the house, per law enforcement sources.

Julia Hudson's son, Julian, was abducted from the home and his body discovered three days later, shot twice in the head and slumped in the back of Jason Hudson's Chevy Suburban on a West Side street.

Source
ChicagoTribune.com


Lord, I pray that you wrap Jennifer & Julia Hudson in your arms of love and protection Lord. And that you put there hearts at ease the way that only you can for they have sufferd an enormous heart ache Lord. Lord I pray that Darnell Donerson, Jason Hudson & Julian Black are also safe in your arms for they did not deserve to go they way that they did. I also know that it is in your plan Lord, what ever that may be. I also ask for you to guide the Police and the FBI and any other law enforment who is working on this case, guide them in your way Lord for they also have a hard job to do. I want you to open there eyes Lord to what it is they need to see to be able to close this case the right way Lord. Amen.

To the Hudson Family,

All tho you dont know me from Adam but I just want you to know that I am sorry for your lose & I pray for your heart not to harden. To continue to Love and Laugh.