Two blonde girls were working for the city public works department. One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind her and fill the hole in. They worked up one side of the street, then down the other, then moved on to the next street, working furiously all day without rest, one girl digging a hole, the other girl filling it in again.
An onlooker was amazed at their hard work, but couldn't understand what they were doing. So he asked the hole digger, 'I'm impressed by the effort you two are putting into your work, but I don't get it -- why do you dig a hole, only to have your partner follow behind and fill it up again?'
The hole digger wiped her brow and sighed, 'Well, I suppose it probably looks odd because we're normally a three-person team. But today the girl who plants the trees called in sick.'
Friday, October 31, 2008
Joke Of The Day!
Posted by WatzReal at 9:47 AM 0 comments
Labels: Blonde Jokes
Tuesday, October 28, 2008
Fake Hollywood A$$ Thugs. You Aint Bout That Life!
I cant stand "Hollywood Thugs"! Honey You Aint Goonin. You are what I call a "Telephone Tuff Guy". Thats just my opinion and I have the right to have one. I can blog, talk or laugh at or about you all I want to and guess what, You cant do a damn thing about it. Now, if you feeling froggy and wanna jump. I dare you to find me so you "try" to slapp me honey and I bet you will find out the real meaning of a "Goon".
Good Look Killimannati! (Re-cap)
So what you hit that nigga. You ran!!!
A Goon? Please, wasnt you on the show cryin like a lil baby talkin bout how you cant take it no more?
Posted by WatzReal at 7:29 AM 2 comments
Labels: "Beef, E6, Kesan", MTV's (From G's to Gents)
Thursday, October 23, 2008
Possible HIV Breakout In Missoui High School
The St. Louis County Health Department spent Tuesday at Normandy High School to work out the logistics of a massive HIV testing project. News 4's Diana Zoga reports.
New details in Normandy HIV exposure case
09:20 PM CDT on Tuesday, October 21, 2008
ST. LOUIS (KMOV reports) -- The St. Louis County Health Department spent Tuesday at Normandy High School to work out the logistics of a massive HIV testing project.
The department said it’s possible up to 50 students were exposed to the virus that causes AIDS.
Health department officials are still working out the details of when the testing will take place.
Plans currently call for each student to stand in a line and enter a room individually. The student can accept or decline testing.
The health department wants to ensure no one will single out any student for taking -- or not taking -- the test.
Officials said results would likely be made available seven to 10 days after testing.
The health department is not planning to release the results, saying it wants to keep the entire process private.
To Watch Video go to:
http://www.kmov.com/video/topvideo-index.html?nvid=295181&shu=1
Posted by WatzReal at 9:24 AM 3 comments
Labels: HIV, Normandy High
Tuesday, October 21, 2008
Joke of The Day
Brazilian A Blonde is watching the news with her husband when the news caster says "Six Brazilian men die in a skydiving accident." The blonde starts crying to her husband, sobbing "That'shorrible." Confused, he says, "Yes dear, it is sad, but they were skydiving, and there is always that risk involved." After a few minutes, the blonde, still sobbing, says, "How many is a Brazilian?"
Posted by WatzReal at 11:07 AM 2 comments
Labels: Blonde Jokes, Funny
The Fat Boys Are Back
One of early rap's most successful acts, The Fat Boys weighing a combined weight of over 750 pounds are making a come back. The Brooklyn natives originally known as the Disco 3 consisted of Mark "Prince Markie Dee" Morales, Damon "Kool Rock-Ski" Wimbley and Darren "Buff the Human Beat Box" Robinson whom won a talent contest at Radio City Music Hall in 1983, Thanks in part to the talented Robinson for using his mouth to concoct hip-hop rythms and sound effects. The trio changed their name and recorded a series of "good-time" party anthems and songs playfully exploiting there weight.
There sound was a mixture of hip-hop, reggae and rock. The Fat Boys hit there peak with 1987's platinum LP Crushin that included a hit collaboration with the Beach Boys, "Wipeout" in which they took the opportunity to star in one of my all time favorite comedy film Disorderlies that same year. Unfortunatly the group disbanded, Prince Markie Dee recorded a solo album in 1992 and went on to a successfull R&B songwriting/producing career. Robinson died in December of 95 of a heart attack. I am looking forward to seeing what the group brings to the table in 2008.
Main Source
http://music.aol.com/aritist/the-fat-boys
http://www.originalfatboys.com/
Posted by WatzReal at 9:45 AM 1 comments
Labels: Good Music, The Fat Boys
Romance Music
Musiq Soulchild (Feat. Mary J. Blige) - If You Leave.
I must admit that I am a "Fool for Love", & Mary J. knows just how to get the mood crackin.
Posted by WatzReal at 7:35 AM 0 comments
Labels: Musiq Soulchild (Feat. Mary J. Blige) - If You Leave., Romance Music
Monday, October 20, 2008
The Real For 2day!
Here is a video that just sickins me. It just amazes me that there are people in this world that are this hatefull and ignorant. This is a real ellection. Our economy is going through some real blunders. I hope we are all watching what is going on with "Open Eyes" & that every one is taking this seriously. Please, Please, Please Vote. Our lives and childrens lives are at stake.
Posted by WatzReal at 10:19 AM 0 comments
Labels: Ignorance, Obama, Political Views
Friday, October 17, 2008
Some Real Shit
The Game (Feat. Lil Wayne) [Young Buck Cameo] - My Life [DIRTY]
Im not really a Game "lover", but real recognize real and this song is speaking on some real shit!
Posted by WatzReal at 1:33 PM 0 comments
Labels: Hood Music, The Game (Feat. Lil Wayne)
Romance Music
Im feeling this song...Chris Brown (Feat. Keri Hilson) - Superhuman
Keri Hilson, Im loving the hair. The video puts me in a very Romantical state of mind.
Posted by WatzReal at 10:35 AM 0 comments
Wednesday, October 15, 2008
The Bad Girls
Is there a problem with having a little bad girlness in you? I dont think so. Everybody is has been on Aubrey O'Day Of Danity Kanes back. Its that bad girlness that brings ratings. Diddy wouldnt even be talking bout another season of Making The Band 4 if there wasnt any thing to talk about during this last season. So honey I say "Do Yo Thang", with our without P. Diddy!
Posted by WatzReal at 2:32 PM 1 comments
Labels: Aubrey O'day, Chatting
Monday, October 13, 2008
The Real for 2day!
So Ima be real with everyone. Today is my first time ever doing the blogging thing. Its new to me but i feel like its something I would like to do. So i want you to excuse me first off, secondly I want you to be patient with me. Hopefully you can watch me grow.
Posted by WatzReal at 3:29 PM 2 comments
Labels: Chatting